Li-jer-bit
Chang Chang says:
Daddy brought out the smelly green things and that ugly black pair of shoes again last week. He seems very happy that he will be missing work for one week. He kept mentioning this word "li-jer-bit" but I have no idea what he is talking about at all.
For the past 2 days, he has been waking up extra early in the morning, sometimes even earlier than the 5 of us. Then he will put on that green green thing and the black shoes before he disappear. And then reappear again in the evening wet and smelly. Really yucky smell. No one wants to go for a pat except for her filial Xin Xin. I think she probably has a blocked nose and can't smell that horrible wet stench.
I don't know how long more I can put up with that terrible smell coming from him before I give him a little bite and tell him he needs a bath.
Daddy brought out the smelly green things and that ugly black pair of shoes again last week. He seems very happy that he will be missing work for one week. He kept mentioning this word "li-jer-bit" but I have no idea what he is talking about at all.
For the past 2 days, he has been waking up extra early in the morning, sometimes even earlier than the 5 of us. Then he will put on that green green thing and the black shoes before he disappear. And then reappear again in the evening wet and smelly. Really yucky smell. No one wants to go for a pat except for her filial Xin Xin. I think she probably has a blocked nose and can't smell that horrible wet stench.
I don't know how long more I can put up with that terrible smell coming from him before I give him a little bite and tell him he needs a bath.
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posted by KXBC at 10:34 PM
7 Comments:
Dear Chang Chang, how you suffer! I also have no idea what li-jer-bit is.
Wah General Chang Chang....how come you did not join your daddy? You can command him to attention or drop 100 push ups..hee hee hee....
Wah Mogless, you very the cruel. Daddy can only drop 5 and then he die already.
Oh btw, Yuan Yuan is the General. I am the High Commander of the Universe.
From Chang Chang, the soon-to-be-hairless-cat-if-I-keep-on-licking-myself
hi "Chang Chang, the soon-to-be-hairless-cat-if-I-keep-on-licking-myself"'s Daddy
I heard that participants in Li-Jer-Bit are very free one, wake up, breakfast, fall-in, fall-out, tea brak, FIFO, lunch, FIFO, nap, tea brak, FIFO, dinner, FO.
and this is everyday routine.
so can we have the long overdue photossssss pls
Hi ksn
You forgot that the tea breaks, lunches and dinners are like what they say in Chinese "We rest to walk a longer distance". And of course in between the breaks, we plan, train and re-train again and again and again to get all the drills right so that we are all prepared the moment the button is pressed.
You only hear the lighter side of li-jer-bit as the difficult side is too hard to re-live again when we talk about it.
From Chang Chang's father whose arms, legs and shoulders are still sore and straining from carrying the heavy big black thing...
Chang chang why you keep licking yourself? Stress ah?
We have been scratching our heads over his liking for licking until I am going bald myself as well.
Have been trying to rule out possible allergens one by one. Flea infestation has been ruled out. None of the other 4 cats are affected at all.
Haizzzz, there is still a long way to go.
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