Monday, September 11, 2006

We speak different languages

Kim Kim says:

Daddy has some overseas friends who are coming over to our place to stay this week. And these friends are thinking maybe their kitties can come along too. Wowwee, the 5 of us + Daddy & Mummy were so excited we were going to have visitors. So Daddy & Mummy cleaned the house, bought lots of food (but none for us *sulks*) and even planted a few pots of cat grass for our kitty friends. And they even bought new litter boxes and extra scratching posts for them. I made Xin Xin, Bon Bon, Chang Chang and Yuan Yuan clean our old toys so that we can show our kitty friends a good time.

But just last week, Daddy's friends said that their kitties do not like to use litter boxes even though they know that litter boxes should be the place our shit should be buried. They even asked if their kitties could use our new sofa as a scratching post.

Hey, we are not even allowed to scratch the sofa! And of course you kitties can't! Rules are rules. It applies to us and all visitor kitties. Daddy and Mummy made it clear to us and them that they had bought the scratching posts for us so that we can sharpen our claws and the sofa is for sitting and lounging, not for scratching. There was a couple of time XX and CC scratched the sofa and Daddy gave them solitary confinement in the cage for half an hour. Now everyone knows the scratching post is where we scratch. We don't want the sofa spoiled too as we know Daddy & Mummy worked very hard and saved a few years before they could afford this new sofa. Plus, I like to lounge on the sofa during the day and YY & BB like to play on it every night.

And about shitting all over the house???? What is wrong with these kitties? There are litter boxes in the bedroom and in the living room and they want to shit all over the house? Isn't it very unhygenic? We want our place clean so that we can roll around all over the floor, playing chase when we feel like it. Imagine stepping into a pile of shit when I am chasing XX. I don't know what these kitties and Daddy's friends are thinking. Do they shit all over their own homes?

Daddy's friends are complaining about these ridiculous rules. But I like what Daddy told them. We welcome you into our house and we will be gracious hosts but don't push your luck on our house rules. We have them so that the 5 of us + Daddy & Mummy can have a good life.

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Blogger Hot(M)BC said...

Um. I say they need to get a hotel room instead. And I'm being much more polite than Mom was. My ears are still ringing from what she said about such guests. Sometimes I think Mom's really a sailor in a mom disguise. hehehe
~~ Boni

3:27 AM, September 12, 2006  
Anonymous Karen Jo said...

Your Dad is so very right in insisting that the visitor kitties follow the house rules. I cannot believe that the visitor kitties are allowed to pee and poop wherever they want in their own house. That is just too disgusting to describe. I agree with Boni. If they want to act like that, they should stay in a hotel.

4:09 AM, September 12, 2006  
Blogger auntie p said...

I wonder how your daddy's friends manage their kitties? Do they enjoy cleaning up their house of cat poo and pee every day? They must possess a very lazzei faire attitude without such house rules.

However, it is these basic house rules that has enabled cats to live together harmoniously with humans.

10:06 AM, September 12, 2006  
Blogger kuro.shiro.neko said...

good for you, kim kim. you definitely have the making of a good cat.

but um, i dun understand why your daddy even agree to let overseas friends' kitties live in your house in the first place. unless of course, your place is HUGE!

trust us, sometimes got foster cats come to our home, we make sure they know we dont like them!

1:13 PM, September 12, 2006  
Blogger KXBC said...

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1:30 PM, September 12, 2006  
Blogger kuro.shiro.neko said...

dear kim kim, i think you not talking about real overseas kitties right?

hmmm.... clever kootoo monster has studied your post very carefully!

1:54 PM, September 12, 2006  
Blogger KXBC said...

Aiyah, how can let them stay in hotels when they come so far away from overseas!! Must of course be good hosts what. But lucky us, no kitty has shitted all over the floor nor have they scratched the sofa. Let's see how long this good behavior will last.

From fat Kim Kim, blogging while lounging on the sofa

PS: One of Daddy's friend has a very cute name. His initial is I M Foo, sounds like "I am full" or "I am a fool" leh....very funny, wonder why his parents choose such a name for him. But don't snigger like me lah. Me badzzzz cat. Okie, back to snoozing...zzzzzzzzz

2:18 PM, September 12, 2006  
Anonymous rationalneurotic said...

Hey, just to ask, where do you get your cat grass? Have been looking for it.

10:22 AM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger KXBC said...

Hahaha.....Daddy has never grown any cat grass before but me thinks that pet shops should stock it.

From fat Kim Kim

3:45 PM, September 14, 2006  

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