Return of General Yuan

▶ Live Report from the Paper Nation

▶ Report by Daddy (2005 winner of the Puleetzer Award, Journalism category)
▶ Photos by Daddy (2003 winner of the World Prezz Photo Award, War category)

The deadly forces of General Yuan “Shi Kai” Yuan had struck again yesterday, a day after she was brought in by Mew-Nited Nation officers to the Very Energetic Tyrant for a medical examination.

It was reported that General Yuan put up a feisty struggle before she was restrained by the strong arms of the law. Even then, she threw her weight around and nearly broke out of prison by repeatedly smashing herself against the cell. The trip to the Very Energetic Tyrant was marked by scorns and vicious threats to the security forces as she cried and wailed.

Unfortunately for the security forces, General Yuan was given a clean bill of health by the Very Energetic Tyrant and had to be released back to her old home.

And on that very same night, as if to scorn the very security forces who had captured her, she launched her deadliest attack on the Paper Nation. No one was spared as she tore through the nation, destroying everything in her way.

Although General Yuan had not claimed responsibility for this act of terror, this reporter had found this irrefutable piece of evidence that General Yuan was behind the carnage.

Other terror factions like the Al-Toilet Paper terrorist organisation and the racist Klee Nex Klan have distanced themselves from General Yuan for fear of incurring the wrath of the Mew-Nited Nations officials.